CSI: Pig Roast

EXT. - NIGHT - DRIVEWAY
A cab pulls up in front a small bungalow on the east side of toronto, lights of the city centre dancing not far in the distance. A man (C-MAN), early 30's, steps out from the cab. He leans back in and escorts out a woman, mid-30's (CASPER).

C-MAN
What happened here?

CASPER looks down the abandoned drive way. Twinkle lights in the hedgerow. Focus on a giant stainless steel, industrial "pit". C-MAN and CASPER peer inside.

CASPER
It's empty.

CASPER and C-MAN walk up the driveway carefully, into the garage.

INT. - NIGHT - GARAGE

There is a giant silver tray, like you would find at the morgue. The tray is covered in bones. The spine and ribs are clearly identifiable. Casper begins to reconstruct the skeleton.

C-MAN
Put those down.

CASPER (holding a rib bone to her chest)
The bones are small. It could be a child.

C-MAN
You're retarded.

- SCENE -

We found all the party goers in the house--it was too late to party in the backyard without annoying the neighbours. Our charming hostess gave me a Manhattan the size of my head, which i drank. it was delicious.

When i regained consciousness C-Man had a microphone and was singing Whitesnake with X-Box Karoake.