sex and the trek

when i'm feeling needy i will ask c-man questions like "if we woke up tomorrow morning and i had a shark fin sticking out of the top of my head, would you still love me?" or "if i had a tail, could be a lemur-like tail, or something more sturdy, like a kangaroo, would you still love me?" or "if i could turn into a big jungle cat, like a panther, would you let me sleep in the bed?" Much to my disappointment the answer is often "no". No giant cat in the bed because i wouldn't be able to control my predatory nature, and i'd eat him. he doesn't believe in the "manimal" animal, where i could totally retain my own consciousness, sense of good and evil, and know that he is not kibble. And the tail, he says i would have to have it removed...though, a prehensile tail, that could hold things, act as another limb--might be handy, he admits. and the whole shark fin thing really freaks him out. So then we discuss, what kind of aberrations are acceptable?

This is what i discovered...if Captain Kirk boned it on star trek...it's go. i could be blue. i could have three boobs. i could have a giant bouffante hairdo...it's all good, because Kirk went their first. where no man has gone before. captain kirk and his merry band of officers have formed the sexual consciousness of men from every generation. if you doubt me, go get that third boob. take pictures. start a blog. let me know how it goes.

i'm sure James T must have got it on with some monkey-girl with gills at some point.