an apple a day keeps the ass at bay

it's true. i carried an apple in my purse to work this morning...and i ate it. sigh. i hate apples. i also took the stairs, so that's new. and i've only had one cup of coffee--which, frankly, is making me a a little bitchy. alright, bitchier than usual. that and the idiot in the office across from me whistling selections from Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats and Phantom. this is why people get shot at work.

i'm going to continue eating apples, drinking water and taking the stairs. as i said yesterday there is going to be an ass revolution. and it starts today. even though there is easter bunny goodness all over my office.

i'm out-y.