moses is really bossy and other stuff

Fat Pants
this morning starts with me wearing lululemon pants to work--mind you these are special "wear these outdoors" pants, but still...when your stretch lulu-pants are being worn to work, the ass, she's a spreading. and then i dumped my coffee in my keyboard.

Moses is really bossy
So, big remake of The Ten Commandments a la miniseries. This may shock you, dear reader, but cinematic Moses avec Cecil B. Demile was none other than our favourite Charlton "ole wooden teeth" Heston. You see, it comes full circle. He was a bossy John the Baptist in TGSET (the greatest story ever told - see previous blog: all things bright and beautiful) and he also played Moses. Will it never end! Charlton Heston - you are NOT the chosen one. That's Buffy. you are NOT the chosen people - that's those lovely people aboard Battlestar Galactica.

Anyhoo...big miniseries remake of the ten commandments with some little chippie named Dougray Scott (avec mullet) is Moses, the bossy. he barks orders at everyone. pharoah ramses, the Jews, a woman he loves, his best friend, and so on...anyone within yelling distance...they get an earful. i wonder if this is an homage to Heston's moses? he was a yeller too. On the upside the beautiful Naveen Andrews (those eyes ladies, those eyes - E, you know what i'm talking about) plays Menerith - moses old childhood "brother" and chum. until g o d wacks Menerith's son with a nasty plague-y thing. then they pretty much have a falling out.

in other news...
if you're not reading go fug yourself...you're missing out people. in an unexpected convergence of fashion and sci fi we have John Corbett getting fugged as the realities of his movie life and personal life fold over each other creating a nexxus of fugliness in sex in the fugly.