simon mcfrikkinmaccorkindale and tales from my back side

see what happens, you put random energy out into the universe, say, about Simon MacCorkindale and the next day you're watching TV in your office, say, Poltergeist: The Legacy and there he is...Simon McFrikkinMacCorkindale...playing a very bad bad man. And as you all know Poltergeist: The Legacy is a TV show from some years ago that was filmed here in the Tdot. this is one of those shows that is so very bad that it comes all the way around to be good again. like relic hunter.

note: my spellcheck tried to replace mcfrikkinmaccorkindale with 'macroeconomics'.

Week i dunno, let's say week 15.tuesday
There is absolutely no change for the better when it comes to my behind. i think my ass is getting juicier and it is starting to become a bad influence on my thighs. i know they've been talking...late at night, bumping into each other as i rollover, whispering...

as of tomorrow...we are getting down to business, and here, dear reader is where you will read about all my ass action. uhhh, i mean the actions i will do to my butt...ummm, what i mean to say is, i'm going to talk more about my butt and hopefully it will become leaner and happier. i promise not to post anything very specific about other ass action. it is my solemn oath to you.