not about my butt

take a bite out of crime
anyone watching TV during 24 (Kiefer, you need to call me) or CSI: anywhere will notice a series of fabulous ads on how to become a professional crime scene investigator. the advertisement shows us that if if you choose to study and practice in the exciting field of crime scene investigation you will learn how to write backwards on a Plexiglas board with a grease pencil, conduct analysis on your computer while wearing safety goggles, and how to wear a lab coat. what they don't show you, and i think they should, is conducting a ballistics test when you fire the bullet into water...cuz that is just super cool. if you would like to learn how to become a CSI go to guide to criminal justice schools where you can get your degree online. Now doing this online is just easier than going to say, a real school, and beside who doesn't want to conduct home ballistics tests.