it's getting sketchy

on monday afternoon i went to the liquor store to pick up a bottle of wine for monday dinner with la ladies. i walked in, sunglasses on, and prowled the aisles looking for something interesting. i found myself in the back of the store staring at bottles of blue nun and black tower and thought "i didn't even know they still made these". i continued my prowl.

after about 5 minutes of walking through my very small lcbo i realized that i don't know enough about wine to identify what one would qualify as 'interesting'. and then i started feeling guilty for being in the liquor store at 11am on a school day. and then is started feeling weird because i hadn't taken my sunglasses off (prescription) and realized i must look like some deranged house wife who has come to pick up her daily fix. i then felt really embarassed.

i picked up two lovely bottles of pino grigio, you know the blue bottle with the bug on the label? those...i got outside all flustered, worried my neighbours might see me and call children's aid and seize my kids and send them to a foster home where the foster parents are evil and keep the kids in cages and it's ALL MY FAULT because i bought wine in the afternoon. i dropped one of the blue bottles on the sidewalk--pretty blue glass everywhere. and then i reminded myself...i don't have kids.