what would kylie do?

Monday, July 24, 2006

derek's dad is a little bit evil

true story: derek's dad had derek and i convinced that david carradine's lawyer had called him (d's dad) and wants to have a few words with us about my blog. when i got the call from derek about ammending my blog i was at the bank applying for a mortgage. the loan lady said "what's wrong?" i said "i'm about to be sued by david carradine" i said, lifting my hands into the choppy chops kung fu hand sign "do you think this will affect my eligibility for a mortgage?". she smiled politely pulling together all of her papers and pulled away from her desk. she said "i'll get back to you".

mr. shapton pulled a funny. he's a bad bad man. i told derek i might kick him in the shins next time i see him.

2 Comments:

Blogger Ms. Wilderness said...

I can't even believe you'd dream to mess with the C-man :0)

Brave, brave little beaver.

1:25 PM  
Blogger shapper said...

Awwwww! Please forgive me!! I'm only a teensie bit bad, using a tease to get my teensie-bit tardy son to answer my phone messages. You were not the intended target I assure you. If you need a reference with the mortgage lady I promise to be gooder.

5:07 PM  

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