denim as girdle?

my jeans are tight today...i know, i know, it's an old song. but they are tight. on the upside, the tightness seems to be reigning in my wandering thighs. there is no sad zip-zop sound of my legs rubbing together when i walk because the jeans are acting as a girdle--holding everything in.

i am glad to say i have no muffin top.