i'm all bloat-y

the pie-eyed roary gilmore once reemed out her ex's current girl for using the word "bloaty" but i have to say...today i understand bloaty. kylie be damned i'm retaining water like the Hoover Dam.

also, in my state of PMS, i am perusing a fashion mag that landed on my desk and the fall fashions, as stated by Flare, are horrendous for short upside down triangle-shaped people. oh yeah, sign me up for skinny jeans and heavy school-girl plaid jacket...maybe with some bulky shoulder pads--that would be so frikkin' hot! why don't i just wear flat shoes and get myself a page boy hair cut while i'm transgendering to fat short boy from Ennismore. What in the name of all that is slimming is happening!!

unemployment update
turns out i'm not so good at the not going to work (she says from her old desk at the office she left two weeks ago but has come in to do some freelance work on site) because she (that's me) is not entirely too sure about what to do with herself at home.