kylie deadline fast approaches

i am but two days away from the kylie deadline and while you couldn't bounce a quarter off my ass--it's not so bad. today i got dressed and put on some old jeans and they fit. so it's not like i've expanded, spreaded like the proverbial cookie on a cookie sheet, as i previously feared. i suspect things are more or less exactly where i left them 6 months ago. well, i'm a little heavier in the thigh area...it's like some of my bum and hips slid down a few inches. the fabric of my clothes strains ever so in the thigh area. even now, the previously aforementioned blue jeans groan a little bit as a slouch at my desk.

but now that i'm about to be unemployed, i can spend more time on ass detail. i have to revise my plan. oprah says i have to work out 8 times a week and i'm just gonna say now...i don't fucking think so. even if i had NOTHING to do. but i will let you know when i have a new plan...you Whistler--what you think?

okay, gotta go to my shrinks:)