size matters

I can eat pickles with impunity...5 calories per pickle, depending on the size. See, as in all things, size matters. For example, a dill pickle, a tasty treat sensation and, if of the appropriate dimensions, something on which to practice your, um, oral skills. Not all pickles are created equal, don't you agree Polski Ogorki?

ass-o-rama
last night, another sign, not directly from The Kylie, but certainly from her peeps. I found a magazine, an entire magazine dedicated to the formation of the perfect backend. in this magazine they refer to the sweet cheeks as 'glutes'. glutes schmoots. in this magical magazine of wonders they have several different ass workouts; some with weights, some without, the perfect ass diet and so on. they even had a work out from those suffering from small or flat ass syndrome--to those, i say, bite me.

i have read about the power of visualization, so last night as i lay on the couch watching Season 1: episode 2pm to 3pm of 24 on DVD...i visualized my new bum.