Space Food - Installment One
So, the other night I was watching Jillian's "30 Day Shred" fitness DVD and drinking a beer and feeling bad about my weight. I haven't lost the baby weight. In fact, my girl is one year old now and I've gained weight since having her. Well, i lost the weight (post partum), gained it back and then some (anti-depressants) and now i'm about to ween from my drugs and figure it is time to try and have a waist again.
Feeling desperate and a little bloat-y from my beer and DVD watching, i ordered some space food. You know what i mean, the stuff Tori Spelling ate after her first baby to trim down. So i made my 5 week ordered and a huge box of food arrived in the mail. At least I thought I ordered food, until...
Day One
I open the box. It's filled with tinier boxes and containers. I eat a pastry thing with sucralose, mallitol and some other things in it. It made my tongue burn. I'm going to eat lunch now.
posted by casper @ 10:41 AM
2 Comments:
First, I am borrowing that DVD.
Second, mallitol is indigestable and can cause trotting.
Third. This is really an interesting experiment.
The minute you sound like Tori is the minute I will know for sure you are lost, my dear. Oh, despair !
that's awesome...mallitol is indigestible. brilliant!!! It is an interesting experiment, isn't it?
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