i'll just say it, I'm funny...not recently but...

i'm funny. i was funny. i have proof. i read my old blog entries all of which start at the dawning of the kylie program. i had a message and the message was about my ass; the complete overhauling of my behind with Saint Kylie as project manager, oh the comedy. funny. funny.

now, i'm all over the place. travel. work. blah blah blah. so let's talk about my ass: it's spreading like cheese whiz on hot toast.

why? no exercise and i got a bun in the oven. i would post a photo but am afraid it would have a serious impact on Canada's already low birth rate. i got a big ass and a sway back. pretty.