gentlemen...a word?

i know it's hot out. i do. i'm pale and freckly. not as pale as two friends with the initials T and E (moonbeams practically) but pale none the less and the heat really bothers me. it's sticky and miserable.

however, i must insist that while you are out in public that scratching, rearranging, and pulling your balls away from your hot thighs is not acceptable. ever.

i feel your pain, i do, sometimes, like right after i get my hair cut, the hair fluff gets down my shirt and in my bra and you really just want to stuff your hands in your shirt and give the girls a good scratch. i want to. but i don't. cuz scratching yourself in public is gross.