betrayed by girl guides
walking down my street after work i pass a small herd of girls pulling along a huge grocery cart filled with girl guide cookies. these little whips were not wearing their uniforms, but the equivalent of hot pants. no bother. they are seven-ish so it's no big deal. i'm pretty sure I wore an aqua terry cloth one piece shorts/tube top jumper thingy at that age.
anyhoo...I passed them, just a block and a half north of my house, working their way door to door selling their wares. I get home, I go upstairs and wait. And wait and watch out my window wondering "when will the girl guides come?" I send Cman downstairs and out on to the street to check to see how far away they are. It's been over an hour. My street is small.
"no girl guides or cookies on the street" announces Cman.
Those bitch girl guides skipped my block.

1 Comments:
PC just came out with an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie...
it's not a bad runner up.
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