when acting like a ninny in public
yesterday i was walking home from the street car stop and there was a little pigeon toddling along beside me on the sidewalk. fine. i said "hi bird". fine fine. but then he flapped his wings and shot up into the air coming dangerously close to my head where I screamed, yes screamed and waved my arms around and kind of hopped sideways into the road.
today, walking to work, a bird pooped on my head.
same bird?

3 Comments:
same bird.
OH MYGOD.
Too funny.
Hilarious. One of my favourite scenes in a movie is in "Forget Paris" (geez, I think that's the name of it) - anyway, Debra Winger gets a flapping bird stuck in her hair. Big freakout, laugh-until-you-cry scene.
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