ummm

you know when you plop down in a beanbag chair and you can feel the beany bits tucking up behind you and around you, filling in all the gaps and space and you can just lean into it and it supports you?

yeah, well that's my ass right now. there is a fleshy bean bag chair attached to my ass.

oh and to really sex it up, i've got braces. i've catapulted back in time, and in to someone else's body to be the girl with both a big bum and braces. i've always had the bum. and glasses, yup, got glasses too. i am sitting on my couch, on my bean bag butt with glasses and braces. I wonder if C-man wants to have sex now?