the ass

so i caught a peek of my behind post-shower the other day...and while it still resembles an upholstered couch with buttons that cause small puckerings of the fabric...it looks pretty good. better than it has in some time, i think. i thank sarah the trainer. i even had some wiggle room in my (gulp) wedding dress.

oh yeah, so that's new. i'm married, legally and everything. C-man is stuck with me now.