the return of kylie

while the weekend marked a return to all treats salty and sweet today marked the return of kylie. i was getting dressed this morning, in a hurry as i was late for a meeting, and i saw myself in the mirror. nothing horrid. nothing to cause a flood of tears, but i hear her, my australian ass idol, for the first time in months.

kylie said "why, casper, why, have you and your sweet dimpled bottom forsaken me?"

Now, i have to answer.