the march of the cheddar bunnies

do you know the happy annie's cheddar bunnies? happy little cheese flavoured crackers that gaily swim in your soup imparting a light cheddar-y crunch to every bite--well, only if you put the recommended serving of 50 bunnies in the soup. my friend dylan, he's 2, totally turned me on to the cheddar bunnies. and they are organic and have no crazy chems in them; no -phates, or -syths or any other scar suffixes.

sometimes, when i'm crazed for the cheddar bunnies i put them in the soup while i'm pouring from the pot which inevitably leads to flaming cheddar bunnies. after the element cools down i have to fish out the charred carcasses or risk the rath of the Cman.