does martha stewart have street cred?

flipping through the channels in my pajamas this morning to catch jeffrey tambor carving pumpkins with martha stewart. would someone as wickedly funny as jeffrey tambor carve pumpkins with MS if he didn't think she was cool? would he have appearred on her show before her incarceration? i don't think so. martha stewart is rocking the 'hood. okay...before anyone says anything i get that jeffrey tambor is not street-cred 'hood hot BUT he is way cooler than the average guest, is he not? this little dispatch would make more sense if say mr. 50 cent was carving pumpkins with MS or say one of those crazy kids from one of those faux-punk bands the kids are so crazy about...but what i'm saying is that day is coming. soon, naked men with socks on their penis' will be on MS teaching others how to make penis sock puppets.

a note to love - thanks for the very good email. love you and your wise words.

a note to texas (lover of love) - dude, i shot a bb gun this weekend. i've never held a gun, ever, and this weekend i shot the coke can off the fence post more times than i missed. there will be no shooting of anything other than coke cans (and perhaps, if tempted, an errant brother-in-law:)

also...for those of you looking for unique giftees for the holiday season...there are these rockin' chicks who do word working and you can see their wares at: http://www.outofthewood.biz AND fairy's tub web site should be up and running soon too. i will keep you posted.

later