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Caffeine products for your lips
Did you know there is a lip balm out there that is laden with caffeine that is absorbed through your lip skin? Oh yes there is, you can find it at chemical revolution, but I hear it is sold out. Caffeine absorbed through the lips...genius! It puts me in mind of a time when liquid LSD was dropped directly into the eye. I, like all women, appreciate an efficient and dead-fast delivery mechanism for your drug of choice. With this new lip balm, I can walk around with my hands unbussied by the carrying of paper coffee cups, often full, hot and dangerous--just how I like my caffeine. On the downside, I run the risk of looking like a serial killer "it puts the lip balm on its lips". Nothing says "coo-coo bananas" like the constant rubbing and wetting of lips with chapstick-- Count Neilio, you know what I'm talking about!
posted by casper @ 7:11 AM
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Count Neelio: poet, theologian, intellectual and master craftsman. Your poem touches the deepest recesses of my inner-serial killer. Let's get a panelled van and buy shares in chapstick.
...Presently enjoying huge blender drink, thanks to Count Neelio's impeccable taste in wedding gifts.
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