what would kylie do?

Friday, December 15, 2006

when in doubt, say YES to all the drugs

on thursday i trundled down to my local neighbourhood hospital to have a very tiny camera shoved down my throat to look at my tummy. sounds almost okay except the the wee tiny dinky little camera is so fancy that they don't just stick it down your throat...oh no...the take a garden hose and shove that down your throat, and then they slide the camera down the hose--you know to protect it. poor little camera. urgh.

anyhoodle...last time i went, 2 years ago, it all went very poorly. sure i was sedated but it didn't stop me from taking a swing at the doctor, the nurse and the attending. so they double dosed me and still i fought. THIS TIME the doctor remembered me from last time and said i could have ALL the drugs. i believe he said i could have "all the junk". It was great. I barely remember it. My throat is sore and my tummy is pissed off but i don't really remember the whole hose/camera ramming down the throat biz. so that's good.

drugs are good. all floaty and relax-y.

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