those little hairs

ladies...all ladies...i beg of you, young and old, when you have a hairy chin or cheek or whatever twirling the hair around around your finger in public is unacceptable. no scratching it, pulling or tugging on it either. rip the little fucker out, go for electrolysis, or if you're really happy about the hairs on your chiny chin chin-stick a bow on the damn thing but please, i beg of you my sisters, please don't play with it -- in the food court.

peace out
casper

spinning: the day after

if i was not a woman in her 30's living in a home with man whom i've lived with, more or less, for 10 years and i would have thought i was a drunken 18 year old floozy engaging in random sex with strangers because that is how much all of my "underpinnings" hurt after the first spinning class.

luckily for me, i was just saddle sore. literally saddle sore.

so there it is...kylie 2: electric boogaloo is in effect. though this time i'm focussing on output...spinning class, running and lifting weights, rather than on input (food). sounds wise, non? i will keep you posted on my buffitude.

kazoo solo

if bjork and cher had babies together they would produce the two singers from nouvelle vague. nouvelle vague played at the mod club last night and i watched the whole sexy show from a comfy seat in the balcony ( i like to be up high because i'm short and i can't see over people on the floor and i'm old and i don't like standing for two hours).

one of the songs, i don't remember which, ended in a kazoo solo and it was awesome. awesome because she was playing the hell out of that kazoo and awesome because it was a kazoo. when i was in highschool i had a kazoo which i liked to play a lot. this annoyed friend meredith a lot. one day i threatened to swallow the little peas in the kazoo so i would always make the kazoo sound when i spoke. she smashed my little orange kazoo to bits. i like kazoo.

the show was sexy and dramatic and the band was hot in every respect...you play an accordian in 4 inch heels and a tight dress!

anyway, it was cool. also, i think my computer is making my bananas ripen too fast. is that possible?

welcome to costco, i love you

so the lovely JW over at freakgirlspew left a comment suggesting i obsess less and write more - how pithy! not bad advice just annoying because she's right.

so here is the hamster wheel of my brain
1. go see Idiocracy, a film by Mike Judge starring Luke Wilson...500 years in the future where America is the dumbest nation on earth and everyone and everything is branded...and the greeters at costco say "i love you" - HILARIOUS! I would put in a link but that functionality seems to be missing from the menu above--why? anyone know why? i've got spellcheck and insert a picture but no colour or font selection and no linky thingy.

2. my allergies are acting up

3. i'm squishy in the middle parts and need to do some sit ups

4. is oprah as good a human as i think she is?

5. how long is too long when it comes to waiting in between waxes? seriously, if you wait longer then more hairs are likely to be removed and the better the effect after, but if you wait to long you look like a yeti. i suppose this is about a women's right to choose...sometimes yeti-ish creatures are cute, like the abominable snowman in rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

6. i still really really like coffee

peace out
casper